Today we bring you a collection of this week’s top complaints about the car market!

1. On the first day of the Beijing Auto Show, Zhou Hongyi climbed onto the roof of the Mengshi exhibition car at the Dongfeng booth.

Sofa God's Tucao: The only car model on the first day of the 2024 Beijing Auto Show & the oldest car model in the history of the Beijing Auto Show & the car model with the most traffic.

Bench God complains: It’s not that we can’t afford car models, but that CEOs are more cost-effective.

Floor God’s Complaint: Car models never thought that they could be so competitive with CEOs.

The cellar god complained: All of you who make cars, even if you add up your traffic, can’t beat the one who doesn’t make cars.

Digou Shen Tucao: Shocking! Lei Jun, the director of the research institute, actually did this in public at the auto show...

The Earth Heart God complained: The red-clothed brother has aroused the enthusiasm of all car companies, but the only one he couldn't arouse was Nezha Zhang Yong, which also made his amazing sitting become a world-famous painting - "Nezha pays back the money!"

On April 25, 2024, 360 Chairman Zhou Hongyi appeared at the Dongfeng Motor booth at the Beijing Auto Show.

God's Tucao source:

On April 25, the first day of the Beijing Auto Show, 360 Chairman "Red Brother" Zhou Hongyi climbed onto the roof of Dongfeng Mengshi 917 and sat down to experience it.

2. Lei Jun announced the order quantity and delivery volume of Xiaomi SU7.

Sofa God’s Tucao: If we have to find Zhou Hongyi’s true love among the circle of Internet tycoons, then it must be Lei Jun, because they both understand traffic.

God's Tucao source:

On April 25, Lei Jun, founder of Xiaomi Motors, revealed at the 2024 Beijing International Auto Show that 28 days after the official release of Xiaomi SU7, the order volume was 75,723 units, and 5,781 units had been delivered, setting a new brand delivery record.

3. Xiaomi’s Xu Jieyun responded to Lei Jun being locked out by Li Xiang: It is necessary for experience.

Sofa God Tucao: This is the second world famous painting in this auto show - "Li Xiang Welding Door"!

Bench God's Tucao: Synonyms for "walk into a trap": Li Xiang welded the door.

The floor god complained: "If you want to see me, I'll give you 18 pop-up windows and 20 ads. Don't think about it until you finish watching it!"

The cellar god complained: Li Xiang, let Lei Jun go, you two will not be happy, he and Zhou Hongyi are the true love.

God of the gutter complains: You know what, as soon as Li Xiang locked the car door, he smiled as if he had caught a giant python soaked in wine.

The God of Earth complained: The most realistic business war is to lock the boss of your competitor in your car.

God's Tucao source:

On April 25, a small episode at the Beijing Auto Show sparked heated discussion - when Ideal CEO Li Xiang was explaining the Ideal L6, he opened the car door and invited Xiaomi Auto CEO Lei Jun to get in and experience the car. After Lei Jun got in and sat down, Li Xiang closed the door and leaned against the car window to introduce the various functions to him.

Regarding the online rumor that "Lei Jun was locked in the car by Ideal", Xiaomi executive Xu Jieyun explained that "the actual situation is that when Mr. Lei got into the car to experience it, he said that the left and right armrests were very comfortable for placing his arms."

4. The chairman of CATL and the CEO of Porsche staged a “big boss bargaining”.

Sofa God’s Tucao: Do it yourself and cut out the middleman who makes the difference.

Bench God's Tucao: I can hear the sound of two knives sharpening through the screen.

God's Tucao source:

On April 25, at the 2024 Beijing International Auto Show, Zeng Yuqun, Chairman and General Manager of CATL, met with Porsche CEO Michael Kirsch and performed a "boss-style" bargaining on the spot:

"Order a new car!"

"Then give me a discount on your car!"

"Then give me a discount on your batteries!"

5. Musk’s private jet was revealed to have landed in Beijing.

Sofa God’s Tucao: Comrade Musk returned to China to report on his work.

Bench God Tucao: Go to the Beijing Auto Show to buy Xiaomi SU7?

The floor god complained: Why is he also taking pictures of Zhou Hongyi’s Maybach?

Cellar God’s Tucao: Are we going to install the Beidou navigation system on Tesla’s FSD?

The god of the ditch complained: Tell him that if he doesn’t produce a new car, I will force him to drink old Beijing soybean juice next time he comes.

The Earth's Heart God complained: You come to the Beijing Auto Show without a new car?

God's Tucao source:

On April 28, netizens took pictures showing that Tesla CEO Elon Musk's private jet arrived at Beijing Capital International Airport at 14:02 Beijing time.

6. Zhou Hongyi’s second-hand Maybach was sold for 9.9 million yuan.

Sofa God Tucao: If someone takes a video of eating with him, please ask him in person how to uninstall 360.

God's Tucao source:

On April 28, Zhou Hongyi's second-hand Maybach was finally sold for 9.9 million yuan, with a starting price of 600 yuan. It is reported that Zhou Hongyi said that after the auction is successful, the 9.9 million yuan and the rewards from the live broadcast room that night will not be kept, and the full amount will be donated after tax deduction. Regarding this final transaction price, Zhou Hongyi said: "I was stunned. I originally thought that selling it for 1 million would be enough."

Previously, when announcing the auction rules, Zhou Hongyi also proposed, "The person who finally wins the bid for the car will have the opportunity to meet with me for dinner once a year for the next three years, and they can fully communicate about any confusion about starting a business." It is reported that the buyer of this second-hand Maybach is Chu Zhenliang, chairman of Tianan Used Cars, and his profile on a social media platform shows that he is the current executive chairman of the Beijing Automobile Circulation Industry Association.

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